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Written across the wall of the cave were the following symbols:
It was considered a unique find and the writings were said to be at least 3,000

years old! The piece of stone was removed, brought to the museum, and

archaeologists from around the world came to study the ancient symbols.
They held a huge meeting after months of conferences to discuss the meaning

of the markings. The president of the society pointed to first drawing and said:
"This is a woman. We can see these people held women in high esteem.



You can also tell they were intelligent, as the next symbol is a donkey, so they were smart enough to have animals help them till the soil. The next drawing is a shovel, which means they had tools to help them.
Even further proof of their high intelligence is the fish which means that

during a famine, they seek food from the sea. The last symbol appears to be the Star of David which means they were
evidently Hebrews. The audience applauded enthusiastically.
Then an old Jewish man stood up in the back of the room and said,
"Idiots... Hebrew is read from right to left...

It says: 'Holy mackerel, dig the ass on that chick"

Speaking of funny things...a funny thing happened at Wrinkle Village last week. An elderly woman (92) was prancing up and down a hall in the rest home shouting "Supersex, Supersex" while lifting her skirt over her head and letting it drop, and repeating it over and over. A couple of the nurses just watched in disbelief. Finally, the old gal ran up to a guy about 95 in a wheel chair and said "Supersex" to him. He looked, thought for a couple of seconds and glibly replied, "I'll take the soup".

Burley

A true story from my grandma who was 100 years old at the time:

The nurse comes in and looks at my grandma and asks.

"Mrs Martta, why are the bedsheets on the floor?"


Her answer:

"The night visitor had to leave in a hurry"