A laugh for the day!

[Eaglezsoar]

A husband went to police station to report his missing wife:

Husband : I’ve lost my wife, she went shopping yesterday & has still not come home.
Sergeant : What is her height ?
Husband : Oh, 5 something . . .
Sergeant : Build?
Husband : Not slim, not really fat.
Sergeant : Color of eyes?
Husband : Never noticed.
Sergeant : Color of hair?
Husband : Changes according to season.
Sergeant : What was she wearing?
Husband : Dress/suit/blue jeans -- I don’t remember exactly.
Sergeant : Did she go in a car?
Husband : yes.
Sergeant : What kind of car was it?
Husband : 2015 Corvette Stingray 3LT with the Z51 Performance Package,
shark gray metallic paint, with the 6.2 liter V8 engine with Direct Injection generating 460 HP. 8-speed paddle-shift automatic transmission, and GT bucket seats,
and has a very thin scratch on the front left door.…………….

At this point the husband started crying...

Sergeant : Don't worry sir.......We’ll find your car.

[mhackney]

Thank you Carl, that made my day!

[jdurand]

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[DavidF]

I feel his pain...man a scratch like that can cost a few bucks to get fixed

[Eaglezsoar]

JDurand that was a good one!