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AMAZING, SIMPLE HOME REMEDIES:

1. AVOID CUTTING YOURSELF WHEN SLICING VEGETABLES BY GETTING SOMEONE
ELSE TO HOLD THE VEGETABLES WHILE YOU
CHOP.

2. AVOID ARGUMENTS WITH THE FEMALES ABOUT LIFTING THE TOILET SEAT BY USING THE SINK.

3. FOR HIGH BLOOD PRESSURE SUFFERERS ~ SIMPLY CUT YOURSELF AND BLEED FOR A FEW MINUTES, THUS REDUCING THE PRESSURE ON YOUR VEINS. REMEMBER TO USE A TIMER.

4. A MOUSE TRAP PLACED ON TOP OF YOUR ALARM CLOCK WILL PREVENT YOU FROM ROLLING OVER AND GOING BACK TO SLEEP AFTER YOU HIT THE SNOOZE BUTTON.

5. IF YOU HAVE A BAD COUGH, TAKE A LARGE DOSE OF LAXATIVES. THEN YOU'LL BE AFRAID TO COUGH.

6. YOU NEED ONLY TWO TOOLS IN LIFE - WD40 AND DUCT TAPE. IF IT DOESN'T MOVE AND SHOULD, USE THE WD40. IF IT SHOULDN'T MOVE AND DOES, USE THE DUCT TAPE.

7. IF YOU CAN'T FIX IT WITH A HAMMER, YOU'VE GOT AN ELECTRICAL PROBLEM.

ROTFLMAO! Thanks, I needed some levity Carl.

You're right about WD40. My bathroom fan seized. One shot of WD40 down the drive axle and into the housing, and now it's running as good as new!

626Pilot wrote:You're right about WD40. My bathroom fan seized. One shot of WD40 down the drive axle and into the housing, and now it's running as good as new!

WD40 is a tool that everyone should have. Glad it worked for you!

#7 violates #6. A hammer isn't one of the two tools.

Eric wrote:#7 violates #6. A hammer isn't one of the two tools.

Ha Ha! You got me on that one!